Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester

Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored

by CriticalCudicini January 02, 2021

Frenchie joint

A joint rolled by a joint roller resulting in a slimmer looking joint compared to one that's rolled by hand

A: Dude roll a joint
B: I can only roll Frenchie joint with this joint roller

by Username2000 January 24, 2024

jointy joint

It's an object

Go look over at that little jointy joint

by Nigapie December 11, 2017

Taint Joint

The Taint Joint is something only passed off upon someone in ill will. Marijuana is rolled into a cigarette also commonly know as a joint, later the joint is placed along the taint, secured for a time underneath the sweaty scrotum. Later this joint is given to an unsuspecting victim who in turn later smokes your sweaty taint grease.

I was really pissed at them, so I slipped them a Taint Joint.

by Bob~Da~Builder January 12, 2014

Joints not points

Smoking weed instead of harder drugs like method or crack.

Person 1:Wanna smoke some meth?
Person 2: nah man, "Joints not points" for me.

Joints not points is just someone who prefers weed over any other drugs.

by JointsNotPoints May 05, 2023

Napkin Joint

when the pocket on your booty shorts hangs out below your hemline which is only worn by basic white girls.

tinder boy:” gurrllll u basic, u got those shorts with them napkin joints”

girl:”wut”

by peterpan_69 April 24, 2018

Government Joint

A cigarette

"You still smoke government joints?"

by Jimothy Slaps January 19, 2022