diarrhea prostitute

smelly lady who is super loose in the ass
damn, that girl u picked up is a diarrhea prostitute
by jackswag47 April 20, 2015
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Keyboard Diarrhea

The act of pressing multiple keys in a random order to symbolise excitement, shock, and other explosive emotions. Often reminds one of diarrhea due to the stringent rule of making sure that it sounds fluid.
Can also refer to keyboard warriors typing complete, and absolute, bullshit.
A Legend On Mangadex: You're so "the type" that even with that keyboard diarrhea you'd somehow managed to address nothing. Fuck off, I've had it with you insecure mensa rejects. Blocked.
by imafuckboi July 24, 2020
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explosive diarrhea

The explosive diarrhea pours out my bootyhole😍🦶👹👹
My explosive diarrhea is so nice to take a spoon and eat it right out of the toilet.
by yass_queen April 17, 2022
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Explosive diarrhea

When your shit comes out in the solid, liquid and gas state all at the same time at high velocity.
Dude: can you get me some toilet paper, Had thai yesterday now I've painted the stall brown.

Dude2: you're kidding

Dude: I'm not, I've been in here for three hours with explosive diarrhea.
by Onepump man August 18, 2020
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Explosive diarrhea

When you have to go number 2 and it turns out to be number 3 or more and it splatters inside and outside the toilet.
Every time Candy goes to the bathroom lately she has had explosive diarrhea.
by Manuel59manuel September 07, 2020
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Diarrhea Wednesday

Jonas declined to join his friends at Taco John's to avoid Diarrhea Wednesday since he was flying to New York that day.
by Trektheusa April 01, 2014
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Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.
I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!
by Preston J. Smith April 03, 2022
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