I was at Gucci and they said the bathroom was only for employees, so I had a shopping shart right there at the checkout.
by Crash Test Andy January 19, 2019
Get the Shopping Shartmug. 
When you take so massive a diarrhetic crap, that it feels like the flames of hell are lapping at your rectum. Causes of this may be Taco Bell and/or Chipotle. You may also experience a large weight loss.
Man after I are Taco Bell I took a flaming shart. After that I had to go to Wal-mart and get new pants because my didn't fit.
by Stabbed Penis Solarbeam June 29, 2013
Get the Flaming shartmug. 
A poor sock most likely found under a crusty old guys bed. This here sock has been used to store farts in case the apocalypse were to take place and a personal arsenal of natural gas needed to be accessed.
Nib-log: Most the time I'm scared I'll run into a shit covered napkin walking through my house, So I just grab the nearest sock and go to town.
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.
Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!
Wheege: Man, that is most definitely a SHART SOCK.
Tyler: Now that is a lucrative business proposal!
by Creamy Dudlius December 6, 2021
Get the Shart Sockmug. Becca's brain sharted when she exclaimed "I just had a massive shit in the shower"... she meant toilet.
by rugdealer October 6, 2022
Get the Brain Shartmug. by Big jamie balls July 19, 2021
Get the lava shartmug.