german drawbridge

When there are two pairs of women, all covered in chocolate, using double headed dildos and you crawl underneath the dildos.

"I did a German drawbridge last night with the hottest girls ever."
"Dude, no you fucking didn't."

by Nah-Man June 13, 2014

German Waterbottle

A sex practice in which multiple males ejaculate into a waterbottle, then proceed to pour the contents over a females vigina. Another female then comes and slrups the jizz from the vigina.

What are you going to do? Go have a german waterbottle?

by Johnny mcT October 29, 2011

German Trellis

The act of two men kneeling butt to butt creating an arched form and pooping.

Wow, Ryan and Steve are making a steamy German Trellis.

by kungfumelissa September 5, 2017

german shower

The act of puking one's brain's out all over the walls*

* - room must be the bathroom

I heard that after she got home, Isabel german showered her entire bathroom! Those crazy germans!

by Cowper Crew June 8, 2011

German shower

The act of defecating a violent stream of diarrhea onto the head/face of another or oneself*.

The german showerer's anus plays the part of the shower faucet while the showeree enjoys** the hot fecal material enrobing his/her visage.

*see tub girl

**It is quite often the showeree does not in fact enjoy this.

"One day I consumed 3 gallons of spicey chili and went and annihilated my girlfriend's face with a violent torrent of jalapeno pepper laced excrement. She quite enjoyed the German shower but the jalapeno peppers-not so much."

by Bukkake Gargler January 5, 2005

Dirty German

Derived from the roots of the infamous Dirty Sanchez, the Dirty German is a smuge of shit on the upper lip in the form of a Hitler moustache.

After receiving a Dirty German she proceeded to shoot herself in the face.

by Kurt 'The German' July 29, 2008

German Chainsaw

The act of using anal beads on a woman during intercourse; just as the woman is about to cum, pull the beads from her anal cavity with the same force as trying to start a lawn mower.

The sound of her screaming will resemble the sound of a screaming chainsaw starting at full throttle.

So last night, I gave Susan the German Chainsaw. Needless to say, it was a shitty experience.

by DirtyJDub June 25, 2018