War thunder

A site the Russian government uses to gather classified military documents.

“We’ve gathered everything there is to know about the vehicles being sent to Ukraine comrade *russian accent*”

“Where did you gather this information comrade *stringer Russian accent*

“I spent 5 minutes in war thunder forums comrade *even stronger Russian accent*”

by I_consume_littlechildren May 1, 2023

Age of war

a flash game that many people have nostalgic memories of playing, it's a strategy game where you must build a continuous stream of troops to defend your civilization and attack the enemy.

"dude do you remember playing flash games as a kid"?

"hell yeah i do, do you remember age of war?"

by Doge layer December 28, 2020

Star wars

The misadventures of 2 droids, R2-D2 and C-3PO.

Let's be real, star wars is all about r2d2's and c3po's misadventures to a lot of places.

by NUCLEAR NACHo March 13, 2017

clit war

Another term for lesbian sex or an all female orgy

Me and my girlfriend had a total clit war last night

by Reydlab721 April 3, 2017

Stroke Wars

A game of two or more males that masturbate at the same time seeing who can wank the ween the hardest, the longest and nut the most copious rope.

Me and the bros had stroke wars last night. I won.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

War Shagging

Having sexual relations with someone to gain access to a computer system or network.

I got into the network by war shagging the girl next door.

I got her WEP key off her router while she was showering after I shagged her

by Unleash October 11, 2010

color wars

An event in iMater Charter Middle/High School where you dress up in your grade color:
6th:Green
7th:Orange
8th:Red
9th:Yellow

10th:Purple

11th:Gray
12th:Black
It’s usually rigged for the 8th and 12th graders to win but CO’28(us) lost to the stupid 7th graders this year!

Devyn:Are you ready for color wars?!
Stacy:HELL YEAHHHH
bitch ass 7th grader: hi guys let’s wear orange 🍊

everyone: *beats his ass*

by nachoo_jocelynn28 October 30, 2023