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God Kai

Kai is the kindest, nicest, cutest, awesomest person you’ll ever meet. They’re so smart and pretty, and all their cosplays are so gorgeous. It’s impossible for you to meet Kai and not want his hand in marriage. They’re always willing to help anyone and is very kind to everybody, so you always feel comfortable around them and that’s why he’s our God and we always simping for them 🛐🛐🛐 we just love and appreciate him very very much! Thanks for existing Kai 🥺💖💖💖
A: Who’s Kai?
B: They’re the best person ever! He’s so nice and fun that’s why I love him! All praise God Kai 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐
by omniii February 12, 2021
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Kai’s Hair

When you lose something, and it’s gone forever. No chance you get it back.
Adam: Hey did Griff get with that girl last night?
Nick: Ya, I heard his virginity is Kai’s Hair
Adam: Bout time...

Riley: * hits golf Ball*
Riley: FUCK! Well that balls Kai’s Hair for sure, I’m hitting another.
by Adammenkens March 6, 2021
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kai’s penis

Something That Doesn’t Exist And Isn’t Visible During Sex
Kai is Typing...
Person #1 : Hey Have you Seen Kai’s Penis? It’s the Size of My Brain!
Person #2 : You’re hella stupid, that makes sense
by iiv April 16, 2021
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kai delvalle

by PackratPro May 10, 2021
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yah and kay

a couple that will always be together they will love each other till they day they die yeah they fight sometimes but it is cool they get over it kay likes jolly ranchers, coffee, and not listening to yah but yah does the same thing yah plays the drums and loves the shit outa kay what im trying to say is yah and kay forever
by bdslhds May 13, 2021
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kai washington

Guy 1- Kai Washington took my Girlfriend

Guy 2- He’s the hottest dude ever!
by A hot female and not kai May 23, 2021
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Kai J.

This word describes a person that looks like a capuchin and they are extremely obese. As in 50 to 90 kg. If you ever come across somebody like this then just run the other direction because they are crazy. Don't trust these people. I would know. They also just babble on and on over and over for what feels like all eternity. This person eats dogshit on top of everything else I stated before. Stay on a top bunk or away from their sleeping area because they will pee their pants every night without fail.

Person 1: Hey Kai

Kai J. : What's up?

Person 1: EWWWWWWWW YOUR DOGSHIT BREATH
This word describes a person that looks like a capuchin and they are extremely obese. As in 50 to 90 kg. If you ever come across somebody like this then just run the other direction because they are crazy. Don't trust these people. I would know. They also just babble on and on over and over for what feels like all eternity. This person eats dogshit on top of everything else I stated before. Stay on a top bunk or away from their sleeping area because they will pee their pants every night without fail.

Person 1: Hey Kai

Kai J. : What's up?

Person 1: EWWWWWWWW YOUR DOGSHIT BREATH
by thezazaman2047 July 1, 2023
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