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Fat girl confidence

When a girl/lady/woman/circle/blob acts like a normal girl. Hot chick. Despite being 300 pounds almost morbidly obese because they're obese or have a lazy eye and hovers around 250. Or they think that you have a crush on them or wanna hit on them, think they are hot even though you would rather fuck a dude or be a perpetual Virgin.
That girl keeps on indirectly talking about her Make-believe boyfriend every time I walk in. Why does the fattest ugliest girl keep on trying to?

I think I'm trying to hit on her. She's gross. I just don't say anything because it's mean to blow her bubble cause she probably never gets Hit on due to being obese and ugly. And the guys who probably do hit on her are fucking weirdos or are gross as fuck fat losers, she thinks she's Mia Khalifa with all that fat girl confidence, but without people wanting to watch her be naked
by Mynoduesp324 January 28, 2025
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Fat

You.
You: *Types "Fat" into Urban Dictinory
Me: You. (This is indicating that you're Fat)
by Ravboi October 25, 2020
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exam fat

Extra weight - mostly in the hip, thigh and bum region caused by too much study, stress induced comfort eating and not enough exercise
The FRACS exam has given me exam fat
by Daisylouie August 29, 2016
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Fat cocks

"I know men who are ugly as fuck hetting laid every night" ~ Onlyfans girl
Hym "Do they have fat cocks? Because that will do it. That's how you know that this redpill 'confidence' and 'height' shit is just a euphemism. For real. You know it's the fat cocks you bitch."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2023
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fat lad’s chaff

When you’re struggling to shift a bit of timber, you decide to go for a nice stroll and your inner thighs rub causing friction, redness and get a bit sore.
‘Richard I’ve eaten too much cake and this long walk is giving me fat lad’s chaff!’

Richard replies, ‘it’s okay Larissa, walk it off!’
by Fat lad’s chaff June 5, 2023
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A phrase used to describe a gangster of the highest resort, one who has been fooling millions worldwide with her large gyatt and her ugly face which appears to know shit. This gangster tricks parents into spending wayy to much to come to her tatti ass school podar ib ( for spoiled rich brats ) which invokes thoughts of porn, sexual harassment and LGBTQIA+ amongst youngsters ( Some as young as 6 ). Can also be used to describe someone like Kim Jomun.
Eg : It's giving Vandana Lulla
Eg : Omg stop acting like lulla ( autism )
This means that anyone acting autistic / bitchy / who wears a wig is a Vandana Lulla ( big fat wiggie lallu )
Person 1 : Omg she's such a lulla
Person 2 : Nahh her gyatt is bigger
Person 1 : Oh wait that's Komal nvm....
by Allahligma August 19, 2024
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really fat girl

The biggest girl for a boy named trendon. For those whom need the plump jump in their life the fattest gattist
Trendons desire to klump that big plump of a really fat girl
by Cat with a gat October 21, 2020
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