National suck dick day

National suck dick day Is all about sucking your boyfriend/husband dick don’t matter how old you or your significant other is you get down there and suck that dick

Omg 😮 today is National suck dick day time to get home

by B, si en Chess August 1, 2019

National Vimepia Day

April 22nd is the National Vimepia Day, a.k.a my gf. please be nice to her I love her so much.

Vimepia is a popular celebrity now

Me: Hey Vime guess what it is today <3

Vime: shut your non binary ass up im looking at Ruv images

Me: It's National Vimepia Day but ok.

by doombinary April 20, 2021

bates nation

When you have been taught by the great teacher Master Bates

“Yo dude, are you a member of the Bates Nation??”

“Yeah boi, I’m a big fan of the Master Bates.”

“Badass.”

by Bates Nationalism November 3, 2017

National fuck your crush day

February 26th is this wonderful holiday

Hey can we fuck?
Uhh why?
Because it’s National fuck your crush day
Wooow that was smooth... sure

by Definitionwriter.org February 26, 2021

national end a situationship day

November 25 is national end a situationship day. Boys love to end situationships a month before Christmas. Is it to save money? Who knows?.

“hey we should just be friends i can’t keep doing this”
“is it because it’s national end a situationship day?”

by Lattlelikesloa November 25, 2024

National Kiss Day

Kiss anyone you love and desire!

"Hey, why'd you just kiss me?" "It's National Kiss Day!" "Oh right!"

by February 25th Kiss February 23, 2022

Stretch it to meet the needs of a nation

The catchphrase of Mr. Christopher Jean Hunt, teacher of both regular American Government and Politics and Advanced Placement (AP) American Government and Politics at Camdenton High School. Used to remind students of the Elasticity Clause of Article One of the United States Constitution.

Take Three and Eighteen and stretch it to meet the needs of a nation.

by arson.tm January 22, 2022