doing a Hegseth

When caught doing something wrong, to deny it utterly and insult and demean the person who caught you doing it.

"I heard a cop caught Jim running a red light and nearly hitting someone. He said the light was green, it was the other guy's fault, and the cop was fat, stupid and blind."
"Oh, he was doing a Hegseth, then!"

by xdemos March 29, 2025

Do NOT make a mug out of this

Please

Do NOT make a mug out of this okay?

by Your_local_word_maker October 12, 2025

why do the moths come out

Why do the moths come out? Because George Clooney ate a banana horizontally. Mmm needs more. *laughs* mr capilli. I just got bit by a midgie *pommy accent* i just got back from a town in NSW

Me: Hey why do the moths come out??
Random person: well...

by THEREALMCMUFFIN November 13, 2022

Do now, think later

The act of just doing. Doing something impulsively and not thinking about it and letting it process until later.

J: I want to get a tattoo
G: Do now, think later! I want one too, let's go!

by Ridiculous Cows 74 October 23, 2023

do a guy thing

To jack off, masturbate.

Stacy: What are you doing tonight?

Mark: I think I'm going to do a guy thing.

by bookworm001 December 23, 2016

I do

I love you more handsome 😘

Ben: I love you

Chloe: I love you more
Ben: no you don't
Chloe: yes I do

by Your name September 3, 2021

do a Toby parker

When you take your mate's sloppy seconds and then lick her ring piece.

I can't believe that Burgo didn't want to do a Toby Parker last night.

by TwilightFan42 August 3, 2024