Penis

Something tasty and sweet if rubbed correctly

I rubbed 'blank' penis and I got a sweet reward

by Chopkin March 3, 2022

Penis

Something every matthew hasn't got

Yo, have you seen matt

Oh yeah that dude without a penis?

Yeah thats him

by Josh C 263 February 15, 2022

penis

a big thing on a mans body or a small thing on urs

your penis is small

by chairBoatFacePoop January 20, 2023

Perfect penis

Shahn’s penis is perfect.

Have you seen Shahn’s penis? He has the perfect penis when it’s pumped!

by Si senior June 12, 2021

small penis

A guy with a small penis aka a guy named fadi because a small penis is someone with a penis under 3 inches also called the 3 inch wonder.

Woah honey look that guy has such a small penis.

by Ballsman6969696 May 5, 2018

penis

A hairy stick is something that is always and you just have to learn how to deal with it. Sometime you might have to shave the hairs so the shaft looks good, because trust me when the shaft has no hairs it is definitely bigger.

Bro my penis has been itching for the past FIVE days!!

by brad1221 December 16, 2022

penis mail

Penis mail is when you receive dick pics and you can't stop them from coming.

Girl1: I KEEP GETTING FUCKING DICK PICS UGGHHH

Girl2: Don't you mean penis mail?

by Dizzy Fascist May 12, 2014