New Fashioned Thumb Around

The act of giving someone two armed hug and suddenly putting each of your thumbs in their asshole simultaneously. This is an updated version of the Old Fashioned Thumb Around.
Excited to see his high school friend, Jerry ran over to Cindy at the Baskin Robbins and gave her a new fashioned thumb around.
by Jumbo Jackson November 09, 2019
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New Egypt

i have NEVER in my life been to a worse town. I have lived here all my life and have hated it more than anything. all the kids here wish they lived in Texas or Alabama so they could really be a redneck hillbilly, there is constantly being rumors spread around about how someones fucking someone else and the bathrooms reek of someones vape or cart. this town is filled with racist, homophobic (closeted) boys and girls and the school system sucks and has only gone downhill since covid. we are millions of dollars in debt and everyone and their grandma loves to complain about the kids riding on dirtbikes past their house with their ring camera photos on the new egypt happenings facebook. they had to implement a rule where you couldn't have a confederate flag on the back of your truck while driving because of how much it was happening. you have a better chance of winning the lottery than finding a genuine friend and if you just moved here people will swarm you and then spread your shit around the school a week later. No one here likes it besides the parents that cope with the fact their perfect little small town is nothing what it looks out to be. we also have a big KKK population. six flags sucks too. the town is being bought out and if you didnt think it could get any worse, it is, and it will. every student who moves here wants to move back after 2 weeks at most.

this town is where rednecks, wannabe hoodlums, and whores come together as one.
new egyptian: "Yeah.. I go to new egypt.."

random: "where the fuck is new egypt?"

new egyptian: "by jackson, six flags.. you know"

random: "oh.. that place"
by helpabruthaout January 16, 2025
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School News

Did you listen to thank u, deb?

Is that a School News song?
Yes, it is!
by schoolnews1 October 12, 2021
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new york tard

an mf from ATL Georgia wit a baby face and fucked up hair that thinks eren shits on any animanga when he’s too blind to tell demon slayer is better
personally i think attack on titan is better”

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new york tard

a mf from ATL georgia with a baby face and fucked up hair that dated a fat mexican (kia) that thinks that eren is the best mf and AOT is the best animanga in existence when he’s too blind to see demon slayer is better
“i think AOT is a better anime though”

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new york tard

an mf from ATL Georgia wit a baby face and fucked up hair that thinks eren shits on any animanga when he’s too blind to tell demon slayer is better
personally i think attack on titan is better”

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New demon ghost

New demon ghost appears on live.

TMBOY22 the most popular YouTubers who caught a demon ghost hovering behind the bushes at 2:34 at night in the forest. Later then, 3:21 TMBOY22 reported it to the police station where now it starts getting attention. She says “I didn’t expect it to happen, I was shaking.” There were 2 dead bodies in the forest.

Polices we’re now investigating the forest and telling other people to stay at there homes.

professional investigators mentions that red leafs were on the dead bodies stomach, polices wanted to found out why there were red leafs on the dead bodies stomach, they check the prints of the red leaf. And they figured out the name of the demon ghost.

NAME: BLOODY LEAF GHOST#1
LOCATED: VILE 7478 WEST NAVILE
CONTACT US: 6264183687 to send informations to the case.
34-year old man near in VILE 7478 WEST NAVILE says “the BLOODY LEAF GHOST would knock on my door, I looked out in the window and I didn’t saw anyone till this case happened.. people mentions that they also got a knock from there door too, i also heard that the demons ghost were the ones from the grave.”

Be aware of the new demon ghosts.
by TRWLNEWS July 24, 2022
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