A common affliction among Smurfs.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
The Smurf orgy, known as a "Smuckfest", comes but once a year and the average male Smurf may not even come that often, unless he's openminded to everything from bisexuality to smurfing inanimate objects. As long as the gender ratio remains skewed at one Smurfette per hundred Smurfs, the situation surrounding Smurf polyandry is unlikely to improve, leading to nothing but frustration.
A typical Smurf village may have over a hundred residents but only one Smurfette; the total number of female Smurfs to have ever existed is no more than three, and the number of crossdressing, transsexual or transgendered Smurfs may well be zero.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
These hopelessly skewed numbers lead to a lot of sexual frustration and many male Smurfs with a severe case of blue balls.
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the non-gacha part consists of turn-based fighting ig
has a fanbase notorious for their perfect gatekeeping mechanism: embracing the allegations (a.k.a. "uuooooohh ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜") (they may or may not be acting, nobody knows, not even themselves)
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