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Chocolate Frosted Fart

When you fart on your cocoa pebbles and cum (loudly)
Person 1: I heard this morning was wild for you
Person 2: Yeah, I had a chocolate frosted fart!!
by Boah4 September 21, 2022
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Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.
Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!
by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024
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Fart in time

Something that attracts a lot of focus or attention. What you know time needs to be spent on in order for the task at hand to be completed.
Look at all that trash over there. I know my boss is gonna make a fart in time about cleaning it up so I might as well do it now.
by Posterboy1888 August 18, 2021
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Pixie Fart

When someone shoves glitter into their anal cavity and then farts and glitter poofs out.
She bent over naked and pixie farted right in my face and that's why I'm covered in glitter.
by Soulsnacher69 October 2, 2022
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Yogurt Farts

A simple every day act of when a woman’s vagina farts out cum after rigorous sexual activity.
I need to excuse myself. I have a bad case of the yogurt farts.
by YogurtFarts February 26, 2023
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fart

I fart in your face.
What??
by ASDYGH April 9, 2020
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pussy dick fart

when your grandad farts on your dick while scratching his pussy
pussy dick fart is my mothers favourite thing to watch
by jonre x aleah September 3, 2023
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