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Monkey Things Up

In American English "Monkey" is used for silliness, and is certainly the most common connotation, association with a monkey can also mean foolishness, aggravation, environmental terrorism, and cold.

To "Monkey Things Up" is to make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business"
Monkey Things Up: To make a mess of something that is orderly. Similar to "Money Business
Mother: Billy, I've just cleaned the house, I don't need you or your friends coming in here and Monkeying Things Up
by UncleLoid January 19, 2019
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The Spider Monkey

while making out with a girl, you pull both her ears while simultaneously blowing into her mouth, thus making her face look like a monkey.
“how was it with alisha last night?”
“it was tremendous, i hit her with that spider monkey yurr”

“what is the spider monkey?”
“it’s when you blow air in your girls mouth while pulling her ears, it’s totally nuts!”
by mondocrunk May 23, 2022
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Chunky Monkey

Chunky Monkey is usually a short girl with long dark hair, and has a thick booty and a chubby belly and chubby cheeks. Chunky monkeys usually always give the best cuddles too
Hey there’s my chunky monkey
I want my chunky monkey to cuddle me 🥺”
by Katie2429 August 18, 2022
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Monkey Mustard

Monkey Mustard is when you fart so hard you shoot out globs of shit. Similar to shart.
Becky: -LOUD AGGRESIVE FART- (also sounds bubbly, and sounds like when you squish flarp.) Keisha: OOoo girl you definitely just shot out some monkey mustard.
by slimelord August 24, 2018
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Cheese Monkey

A cheese monkey is a monkey with cheese, or a cheese coloured (or yellow) monkey. A monkey eating cheese is a very rare site to see in some cases so this is why people use this term.
Person 1: "Hey look at that!'
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "It's a monkey eating cheese!"
Person 2: "Oh a Cheese Monkey?"
Person 1: "Yeah I guess"
by Aquz October 5, 2021
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spunk monkey

a very fastly generating penis
i was having it one night when i forgot abotu my spunk monkey and i kind of filled her to the brim .
by fag end February 18, 2009
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Monkey Man

Your a Monkey and a Man
by _Doppio is a qt_ August 17, 2022
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