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Allocated Quiche time

Another way of describing a quickie
I went for my allocated quiche time on my lunch break
by Jmizzle January 7, 2022
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Simon Time

When you are going full Simon

on ig live and you only want ig thots to shake ass and strip.
Person 1:Damn bro did you see Anatoly ig live?
Person 2: Nah I heard he was on "Simon Time" though.
by FuckyWuckyDaddy September 14, 2020
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checkout time

refering to the time you die.
it's been a long haul and i'm about ready for checkout time.
by pussy bee December 24, 2021
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smart boy time

The period of time after masturbating in witch a man will get depressed or thinks about higher consepts.
After masturbating I can sometimes have smart boy time.
by Datboiwitdaphone August 16, 2020
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Wizard time

One of the many euphemisms for smoking marijuana, this one derived from The Lord of the Rings. Wizard time occurs when someone hits that pipeweed like Gandalf in the Shire. Wizard time may happen at 4:20 or any other time of the day or night because wizards are never late, nor are they early. They light up precisely when they mean to.
"Wanna go out for dinner tonight?"
"Nah, let's just order pizza and load up a bowl. It's wizard time."
by Graveyardigan November 27, 2024
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Johnson Time

The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.
Hey, where are they? Who knows, they're on Johnson time.
by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022
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