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big penis

matthew hayes there u kno tha
by jaydbeooo April 9, 2023
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Penis

a special candy that makes people feel good, also produces a white milk substance that tastes better with pineapple but still good
hey eat pineapple before i suck your penis

okay
by Gameplayer5137 April 2, 2022
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Baby Penis

Having a Baby Lodged in your penis

You can give yourself a baby penis by:
grabbing a dog by the nipples (all 6), and proceed to shove the nipples in your ass well squeezing your rectum, this will make your dog lactate into your ass, this will act as lubricant for the next part
Next grab a baby, and shove it in your ass (head first) until it starts to come out the other end and get lodged in your penis
Then next time someone insults you by saying you have a baby penis, ejaculate the baby out to prove that they are literally correctly and thus your not offended by there insult
by Testy tangler January 16, 2023
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peni-wopper

Sally's attempt at anal made her look like such a peni-wopper.
by Gabby gab April 2, 2016
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penis

that tiny thing you touch when your bored
Wow that car sure is loud.
Yeah, did you know there is a direct correlation between how loud your car is and penis size?
Wow his penis must be huge
by hungrycat16 November 14, 2025
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Penis bitch

A girl who only talk to boys

And the boys donโ€™t have friends

Or the boys are gay
Keep away from her , sheโ€™s a penis bitch
by Cancergang666 October 3, 2017
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Penis

๐™ฐ๐š–๐šŠ๐šฃ๐š’๐š—๐š. ๐™ฒ๐šŠ๐š— ๐š‹๐šŽ ๐šœ๐šž๐šŒ๐š”๐šŽ๐š ๐š‹๐šข ๐š‹๐š˜๐š๐š‘ ๐š๐šŽ๐š—๐š๐šŽ๐š›๐šœ.
I just sucked ur dads penis.
by alexxi lexie January 17, 2022
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