The act of ejaculating directly into both open eyeballs of your sexual partner, rendering them temporarily blind. The glaze is the man cum and the windows are your eyes ð“‚€
by MPH//0003 April 28, 2023

When the ricipient of your gentlemans sausage has such a repelling appearance, you feel it necessary to not only put a bag on her head, but one on your own incase hers falls off
by Truth to be told inevitably July 31, 2016

While you and partner lay there in bed naked next to each other jumping the air and talking dirty to each other.
by Dr Jekyll619 March 27, 2021

A man who is headed out for a night on the town, and is cum toxic, in that he is experiencing the natural result of sperm and related fluids that have built up in the body without release.
A sexual weapon consisting of two repositories of ammunition and a single barrel, which is fully loaded.
A man headed out for a night on the town who strongly feels the need to release his ejaculatory fluids.
A sexual weapon consisting of two repositories of ammunition and a single barrel, which is fully loaded.
A man headed out for a night on the town who strongly feels the need to release his ejaculatory fluids.
Look here, I haven't been able to jack off in three days and I've got a Double-Loaded Weapon! Lets go find some girls.
by Captain Trifucta February 4, 2010

why don't your understand?
by frrsjlelelele June 19, 2017

When someone is being so aggravating that you have no choice to accept that they are in fact a double dog dingus.
by Your gbf May 6, 2020

by 2xcheeckmaster May 4, 2022
