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Double Glazed Windows

The act of ejaculating directly into both open eyeballs of your sexual partner, rendering them temporarily blind. The glaze is the man cum and the windows are your eyes ð“‚€
BABE PULL THE SKIN AROUND YOUR EYES DOWN, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME DOUBLE GLAZED WINDOWS
by MPH//0003 April 28, 2023
mugGet the Double Glazed Windowsmug.

Double bagger

When the ricipient of your gentlemans sausage has such a repelling appearance, you feel it necessary to not only put a bag on her head, but one on your own incase hers falls off
mugGet the Double baggermug.

Double backing

While you and partner lay there in bed naked next to each other jumping the air and talking dirty to each other.
The couple were double backing late at night.
by Dr Jekyll619 March 27, 2021
mugGet the Double backingmug.

Double-Loaded Weapon

A man who is headed out for a night on the town, and is cum toxic, in that he is experiencing the natural result of sperm and related fluids that have built up in the body without release.

A sexual weapon consisting of two repositories of ammunition and a single barrel, which is fully loaded.

A man headed out for a night on the town who strongly feels the need to release his ejaculatory fluids.
Look here, I haven't been able to jack off in three days and I've got a Double-Loaded Weapon! Lets go find some girls.
by Captain Trifucta February 4, 2010
mugGet the Double-Loaded Weaponmug.

Double Dog Dingus

When someone is being so aggravating that you have no choice to accept that they are in fact a double dog dingus.
“You’re such a double dog dingus.“ Rachel said frustrated at her brother.
by Your gbf May 6, 2020
mugGet the Double Dog Dingusmug.

double cheecked up

To have such a fat ass from no matter which position you take it is viewable.
That cat is double cheecked up gawd dam
by 2xcheeckmaster May 4, 2022
mugGet the double cheecked upmug.

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