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Monkey ball

Jaden broke his elbow playing Monkey Ball
by Rigurousally May 10, 2018
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Pipe Monkey

one who plays with cock, mainly in thier mouth, endearing term for a homosexual
Randolph loves the cock, that pipe monkey cant talk for theamount of dick in his mouth
by Goatblower May 10, 2018
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clutch monkey

A godly person who never chokes under pressure is clutch
it's a squad vs solo don't worry he got it he's a clutch monkey
by 4nite March 19, 2018
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Porch Monkey

Somebody like Craig or Smokey who sits on their porch all day when they should be out looking for a job. But instead, asking neighbors for food, smoking weed, and just enjoying the niggatry of the ghetto.
Ima get cha high today. Cause its friday, you ain't got no job, and you ain't got shit to do.

Example of niggers being porch monkey's
by FRIDAY MAN February 16, 2017
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money monkey

Very Intergenic and attractive but immature individual usually seen with bigger groups of people either girls or other immature guys able to make money fast
Oh my look at money monkey if only he didn't act so immature
by big D boii February 21, 2017
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keyboard punch monkey

Any computer job that involves just entering entering data into a program that does not require much thought or mental process.
Man1: Hey man how did your day go?
Man2: Boring, all I did was enter numbers in to the accounting software. I felt like a keyboard punch monkey.
by Benjamin Fox March 2, 2017
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Holy Dugger Dick Monkey

A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them
Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.
by Redneck0?rtasf March 11, 2017
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