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New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo

When your school is being shot up and fuck the nearest hot dead body.
*Bang* *Bang* *Bang* Hey bob I know we getting shit at right now but I’m gonna go do the New Mexican Mumbo Jumbo on the teacher.
by bobby12636162552 November 4, 2022
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New Jersey suicide

Getting oneself whacked by the mob.

Example: Joe Pesci's character Nicky Santoro commits New Jersey suicide in Casino.
Luigi was warned that if he fooled around on Mario's turf he would be committing New Jersey suicide.
by Shmoesta December 31, 2023
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New York Flu Like Symptoms

Fever* or feeling feverish/chills.
Cough.
Sore throat.
Runny or stuffy nose.
Muscle or body aches.
Headaches.
Fatigue (tiredness)
Some people may have vomiting and diarrhea, though this is more common in children than adults.

While sometimes described as "New York Flu Like Symptoms" it's also described as:

Derby Drudge
Hong Kong Cough
San Fran Scam
Natomas Nap
Ventura Dysteria

Vaginal Myalgia

All of these conditions have one thing in common. Proximity to John "Youngie" Young.

AKA: Midget porn expert
Tax avoidance expert
Analogies disguised as metaphors expert

Chainsaw repair expert
Train spotting expert (not the kettles, he doesn't "Fancy" those)
Navy Seal Expert
Derby Tourist Guide (gay bar) expert
etc, etc, etc,

While English, he speaks like a yank and has lost his accent. Soft as grease, a public school boy.

Sits too far back on his seat, can't get his knee down, doesn't warm his tires (tyres), buys crap tires, worlds best absentee Dad.

Stay away, his chronic vaginal myalgia (pain of his lady parts) will fill you with dread, wearing you down until you feel like you were hit by a subway.
I hung out with Youngie last night and I feel like crap. - Oh Dude, you got New York Flu Like Symptoms
by Master Chief Shite July 9, 2019
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A New Hampshire Seatbelt

When a chick reaches around from over your shoulder and jerks you off.
Did you hear how Lucky Brian is? His girlfriend gave him a New Hampshire Seatbelt last night.
by nermalpecker September 16, 2025
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New-York Gummy bear

The act of an elderly man (or woman) giving oral sex with their dentures removed and biting the head of the penis or clitoris.
If Bernie Sanders endorses Kamala Harris, maybe she'll let him do the New-York Gummy bear to her.
by marauder211 July 27, 2024
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New phones disease

The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)
Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.
by Myzfyt July 25, 2019
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New 10 and 2

Driving with 10 fingers and 2 hands at the top of the steering wheel
Seen this girl driving the new 10 and 2
by Joe man March 24, 2024
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