dead head

when you shit and the turd reaches from the bottom of the bowl and sticks out of the water. like a dead head on a lake

mike made a dookie, it was a dead head , then he wiped and made a whitecap

by longhairedwizardwithlazyeye February 11, 2010

fake pot head

Someone who openly admits to having an addiction to Marijuana, and may even smoke Marijuana in social situations, yet does not smoke to the point of an addiction. This is usually a practice of adolesents who wish to fit-in with a group of people who are pot heads yet they do not wish to actually practise smoking pot frequently, and thusly lies about the cercumstances under which they use Marijuana.

by Digital BluE August 8, 2003

Bald Headed Champ

That undefeated super power you have inbetween your legs that when in action regardless of religion stands out in the crowd with his bald head and just laps up victory after every round with the female beef curtains or loves to be beaten around the head by a five knuckle shuffle.

I've just gone a round with the Bald Headed Champ and lost a packet!

by Phinbarr January 13, 2009

Miller-Lite-Headed

Another form of the common hangover, however this is the state of feeling light headed the day after a long night of drinking Miller Lite.

Man..I sure am Miller-Lite-Headed from our 13 rounds of beer pong last night, I think I might puke.

by Kberghs February 11, 2007

head in your hat

to insert penis in the vagina

AYE girl lemme put my head in your hat i heard ya brim was tight

by Panda, Odle, Ant March 8, 2008

Purple Headed Pimple

Alternative name for the end of man's penis (dick, prick, cock), especially when errect. ie. about to "pop".
Synonyms: Glans, knob, head, bell structure, helmet etc.

Man, if this chick doesn't stop teasing, i'm going to need time alone with a box of tissues and a jar of vasoline.......i'm going to pop the 'purple headed pimple'

by R1 2004 September 6, 2007

Dick Head Donor

1. a dick head, who is father of your child.

2. man brimming of confidence & arrogance in fatherhood to the point where he assumes he knows it all. Offering parenting advice through what he "heard", belittling the parenting of child's mother.

3. man who is an ideal father following up on all fatherly duties except, noticing that the mother of his child is the ideal mother/woman.

When a dick head donor interacts with the mother of his child, he will go out of his way turn the conversation into a negative experience. Often having her walk away from him shaking her head mumbling, Ugh! What a Dick Head Donor!

by Autumn Goals April 7, 2010