Alabama brown cake

Where you and a buddy take friends shitting on your cousin's face while holding hands, and proceed to play paddy cake with the shit

My god! Jeb is giving cousin Lee an Alabama brown cake!

by mrsilvabackz September 11, 2025

my brown

Someone that came into ur life unexpectedly and changed it for the better, they make u genuinely happy and loved.

They’re my brown

by Marthyyyy April 2, 2022

Caden brown

Has a heart of gold but like to break hearts

Caden brown is okay

by Bob brown November 27, 2023

Brown Pout

The pout of a pair of butthole lips. Not the fake kind. The brown kind. The rectal kind.

Would you like a kiss from my brown pout?

by DblEndedMildo87 June 1, 2025

Carson Brown

A hot whore with a gigantic horse cock usually around 12 feet long. Doesn’t tend to know what a flag is and has a huge self esteem, thinking he is very strong.

“Why am I so strong?”
Oh, that must be a Carson
carson brown

by Greasylord November 12, 2018

Michael Halterman-Brown

Michael Halterman-Brown is a member of the edgerton community who has an unhealthy obsession with Pokemon, has countless pictures of female underwear on his phone, talks about stealing his grandma's panties, and will shave the acronym for "Kung Fu Andy" (kfa) on the side of his head. and he really likes to piss off his friends.

Michael Halterman-Brown is very fucking weird.

by hungry pig January 30, 2025

Lazy Brown Eye

A combination of anal sex and putting your partner in a sleeper hold

I need an ice pack. Jeff gave me a lazy brown eye last night and I hit my head on the table

by Someguyingeorgia February 7, 2021