Micro penis

A micro penis is a millimeter defeater that loves to get stuck in a bar of soap. Especially if that bar of soap is your mom's.

Damn, Mom! I have a micro penis! can I borrow a pack of soap?

by MonkeyBoss2022 January 19, 2023

penis

a big thing on a mans body or a small thing on urs

your penis is small

by chairBoatFacePoop January 20, 2023

Macy with a penis

Jojo

Macy with a penis was supposed to have a cuchie

by Diggidy Wiggidy January 21, 2023

Penis

Penis is between a person's legs commonly known as the third leg

I LOVE TO SUCK YOUR PENIS ALL NIGHT EVERY NIGHT

by Aylssa January 22, 2023

Penis Smith

A person who's middle and last name also corresponds to his craft.

That one P. Smith has been penis smithing that spreadsheet pretty hard all week.

by Brink Soul Skater January 24, 2023

Penis

National put your penis in a girls booty day

Today is national put your penis in a girls booty day

by Gay midget porn January 28, 2023

Penis

It's a rare species often living in your mother's bed.

Me, a 7 year old boy: "My mom's bed is full of penises!"
My teacher: "..........."

by what's a penis? February 2, 2023