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Guaca nigga mole penis 

When u fuck up saying Guacamole Nigga Penis, and say Guaca nigga mole penis.

Definition: Stupid white niggas cant say shit
Person 1: guaca nigga mole penis
Person 2: what bitch?
Person 1: sorry man i meant Guacamole Nigga penis
Person 2: Aight nigga

seth has a big penis 

A man named Seth who has a abnormally large penis

why is my penis big 

What you say when you look down and suddenly realise your in a room full of girls and you realise that you cock is fucking tiny, so you shout "Why is my penis so big", and everyone thinks you've got a fucking massive beast down there

Works everytime
John: Oh shit, why is my penis big!!!

Everyone else: Uwu fuck me now

the original pussy penis island 

uHhh idfk Lfmao "the original pussy penis island "

Super Genius Penis 

When your penis is smarter then the person receiving it. We call that the “ Genius Penis “ but in the rare case your penis exceeds 200 IQ. Your lucky enough to Be gifted with “ super genius Penis “ and your dong will make sluts smarter!
“ Hey bro, that chick was retarded last week and can now count to 10. Do you think she’s taking super genius Penis? “
Super Genius Penis by Gavin ctw January 14, 2022

Tristan's penis

a dissapointingly small penis that barely even gives pleasure to the user
We finally had sex but he had a Tristan's penis so it probably would've been better if we didn't