by Corey December 21, 2003
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by Captain Wafer February 24, 2010
beyond the motherfucker and fucktard here comes the First Class Douche Bag. Meant for people beyond the rank of Private Dumbass, Corpral Retard, Sergant Asshole, (or Assface which ever you prefer) Mayjor Douche Bag, Lieutenant Fucktard, Captain Motherfucker, and personal favorite; General Cockfacemotherfuckingretardedasshole.
Comes the First Class better that the rest First Class Douche Bad
Comes the First Class better that the rest First Class Douche Bad
Way to go you've been promoted to First-Class-Douche-Bag you fucking retard...
by Hioshi Kiintai March 24, 2010
Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?
Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!
Glenn: Damn, that's tired!
Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!
Glenn: Damn, that's tired!
by Glizzy G December 03, 2008
As she stood over him naked Dave noticed that her genitlaia hung down like Clint Eastwoods Saddle Bags
by Katy and Neil May 24, 2003