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Boot it up

bruh let’s boot it up tonight
by baddest bitch in the game April 12, 2021
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Stuck up

Stuck up is a person who believes they are better than everyone else. A stuck up person has high morals and won’t notice you if you look average or boring. They love attention and post selfie’s on every form of social media on a daily basis... they are obsessed with their looks and wears the latest fashion, has nice things & everyone gossips about her because of how annoying she is. You have to pretend to like her or she could ruin your life.. and reputation. Oh don’t tell her she’s wrong because she is always right... even when she is wrong that bitch be having you think you started an apocalypse cause you didn’t respond to her message after 2 mins.
You: you called me a cunt

Stuck up: you treated me like a cunt

You: you overreact and take everything too seriously, why let something small ruin our friendship?

Stuck up: *clears throat*

“it’s called the butterfly effect.. many years ago there was a story about a man.. he discovered time travel and travelled back in time to the dinosaur ages. While he was there he stepped on a butterfly and when he got back to his present time the world had completely changed and everything was different to what he was expecting. Theory being, how something so small like “stepping on a butterfly” could affect everything in such a big way. Every little thing we do makes a difference. So because you treated me like a dog, you probably just got Australia blown up.”

You: you’re fucked.

Stuck up: actually, I haven’t had sex in 3 weeks.

*you give up*
by Stuckupidgaf April 21, 2021
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PUSH UP

When someone whether it be male or female tries to make a move on on someone of the opposite or same sex for a date or sexual pleasure.
This young lady tried to push up on me despite knowing that I'm a married man.
by ABEL ABE April 22, 2021
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pull ups

like diapers for kids potty training in case they get to a situation where there is no bathroom and a kid still in potty training phase can't hold their pee long enough to make it to the bathroom in time.
Mother:You need to wear pull ups in the car in case you have to go potty and we can't get to one. Child:okay mommy.
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Niggered Up

To screw something up badly. To have one’s wife or girlfriend get consenually banged out by one or more black guys.
Yo, Chad, you sure niggered up that framing over there. You better fix it before the boss sees it.
Did you hear that Kevin’s wife like to get niggered up? Yeah, I guess he’s a cuckold.
by Rollo Tomasi Cthulhu April 27, 2021
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Wiens-it-up

Attending a class with a teacher who can't stop moving.
Hey man you ready to Wiens-it-up with Mr. Smith?
Ya man, I'm ready!
by DefinitionMission October 3, 2012
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Unwiens-it-up

Leaving a teacher's class that can't stop moving.
"Okay, class you can now Unwiens-it-up as a matter of fact."
by DefinitionMission October 6, 2012
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