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shit ninja

The evil bandits that shit in one's mouth over the course of a night, leading to the not-so-fresh feeling we all know as morning breath. The ninjas camp out longer after one participates in a night of drinking or other elicit activity.
Man, the shit ninjas really got me last night.
by the ham wallets March 28, 2012
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Power Shit

The act of of squeezing your turdcutter with so much force the poop flies out and makes a splashdown in the toilet/urnal.
"Dude, did you see him do that power shit?"
by TOApok December 26, 2011
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Shitting on Bridges

1. While with a friend(s), observing strangers, you view the person in a highly critical manner. Looking at their clothes, hair, shoes, people they're with, way they are nonverbally communicating, etc. in a critical and usually disapproving way. Thus to gain a fanciful, sophisticated, potentially tragic, back story for the person. Never meant to be said to the subject of focus's face.

2. Making fun of a person quietly (with friends), often while they are in the same room, party or bar.

3. Extremely negatively thinking of someone stemming just from their appearance.
1. "Last night, at the bar, this girl walked in with her fat boyfriend and, MAN, did we shit on her bridge."

2. If one of the friends participating knows the subject of focus: "Hey dude, quit shitting on my friends bridge!"

3. "Hey, what'd you do last night?" "Oh nothing, Sid and I were just out shitting on bridges..."
by SaucyBitch February 22, 2011
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safe shit

When your dog gets in the garbage, eats a used condom and shits it out whole.
Her pussy was so good the dog ate the condom and took a safe shit.
by dl luvin October 6, 2011
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Pint of Shit

A pint of a well known irish drink thats good for you.
Barman - Evening Trevor, what can I get you?

Trevor - Pint of Shit please, I've ad a proper bastard of a day.
by JW Pepper December 23, 2003
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o shit

when you see a girl from far away and think she looks fine but then as she gets closer she looks like a gremlin
Logan- "OOOOOO look at that bitch!"
Cody- "hold up shes gettin closer"
logan- "SHIT shes ugly as fuck!"
Cody- "O shit we gotta go man"
by OnlyRiDeN24's October 13, 2006
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Slice of Shit

A slice of shit is a piece of poop in tiny little cut peices. Also refered to as a type of person. *cough* jarred palazzolo *cough*
Eww. Look at that slice of shit. Whoever cut that, is a complete fucking moron.

OR

Jarred, you slice of shit.
by AdamHerrin August 24, 2006
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