nut diary

a friend that you tell every time you bust a nut
Jake: hop on Xbox man!!
Marc: busting a nut, then I will hop on.

Jake: Broooo! Wtf... I don’t need to know that. I’m not your nut diary.
by Caroue June 02, 2021
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Torques my Nuts

Brings me to a state that is uncomfortable and irritated at the same time.
That Hunter guy really Torques my Nuts at work on a daily basis.
by TORQUEDENUTS March 02, 2020
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Dizzy Nut

When you ejaculate and all of a sudden you feel very dizzy.
“Bro I got a bad case of Dizzy Nut when I finished in my girl, I could barely stand straight afterwards.
by vandal03 February 04, 2024
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ultra nut

The most ultimate of nuts, with claps of thunder echoing across the lands from the magnitude of the bust.
I had an ultra nut to that midget porn
by TheLittleNutThatCould March 13, 2017
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Dead nut

When you put one balls in her pussy with y and when you take them out, they’re numb from lack of circulation.
Things got real freaky last night and I ended up with a dead nut.
by Pizi March 13, 2020
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kewt nut

Jesus christ: look at this kewt penguin pororo oh he is so kewt
Tru nigga: kewt nut
by Thot Patrol 8866618 October 15, 2022
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