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A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
by anonymous November 15, 2025
mugGet the Monkey fucking a bowling ballmug.

monkey slide

A monkey slide means an old metal playground slide in piece of vintage playground equipment from years ago between the Early 1900s to the 1990s.
An old Metal Slide in an Old Playground is a monkey slide.
by Tominator 1401. May 5, 2018
mugGet the monkey slidemug.

chucking the monkey

Pitched at a GTLive Stream during a playthrough of Little Nightmares. Though no explicit definition was given, context provided by MatPat and Steph suggests it is a euphemism for masturbation. Repeated remarks about both of them chucking their monkeys warranted a mature stream warning. They talked about not chukcing the monkey in front of an audience and equal chucking the monkey rights.
Person 1: Ugh I'm so stressed right now.
Person 2: Try putting on some porn and chucking the monkey. It always helps me relax.
mugGet the chucking the monkeymug.

Monkeys

Awesome fans of Brooke monk (aka the best creator on the planet)
Those monkeys are so unproblematic
by brookemonk January 20, 2021
mugGet the Monkeysmug.

insane jungle monkey

landon gaulton’s dream sex toy
mom , can u buy me a insane jungle monkey so i can put it in my ass
by bob snarle butt November 16, 2019
mugGet the insane jungle monkeymug.

big hairy monkey

macocne
look at that big hairy monkey over there eating someones cock
mugGet the big hairy monkeymug.

tar monkey

Well well well them blackies, them "you havent unlocked this character yet people" "kfc muncher"
Omg i see a "tar monkey" i hate nig-
by Snigle January 28, 2024
mugGet the tar monkeymug.

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