The Milky Cockroach

The act of your boyfriend/girlfriend stuffing live cockroaches into your vagina or asshole. Then proceeding to fuck your asshole or vagina while hearing a sound similar to an ASMR.

Bungledash caught some cockroaches this morning so he could try The Milky Cockroach with Frankfurt.

by DA Big curly July 18, 2024

Leaky Milkshake

When a man is rendered unable to produce a sufficiently powerful ejaculation he may perform the leaky milkshake. As the man identifies the issue they are to walk around the room until their leaky load is sufficiently blown. Optionally, one or both parties may lick the soiled floor until properly cleansed.

After a few beers Josh realized his inability to finish the job. Post epiphany Josh triumphantly paraded around the round until the leaky milkshake had all been spilled. Afterwards, Janice began the process of cleaning Josh’s leaky milkshake.

by Leaky Josh August 24, 2024

Kentucky Milkshake

When you take a tube of 6 inches in diameter and place it in someones asshole and put in as many ingredients as you want in there asshole and eat it with a spoon

Marcus: Yo bro how was your date last week?

You: Yeah it was good I made a Kentucky Milkshake on her

by Urban Man1021 January 17, 2025

Almond Milkers

Large, natural breasts of a vegan, especially a vegan (almond) mom.

Tyler: Yo Jessica's tits huge.
Pete: I heard she a vegan, she got dem Almond Milkers.

by ladisl February 18, 2025

Minnesota milkman

A fisherman who has trouble catching fish in the cold winter season in Florida. After several failed attempts they have to rely on milking their cold Willy to catch the swimmers they disperse.

Yeah, he’s been fishing for the past few weeks with no luck. Looks like he’s going to have to be a Minnesota milkman now.

by LilJiggyP February 22, 2025

Chocolate Milkies

Big black mommy milker titties of a sexy black woman

Damn that black woman has big chocolate milkies

by Sussy boi March 9, 2025

melksham milkshake

When the man ejects his baby gravy into the woman's anus, then slaps her arse as hard as he can, then holds the drinks receptacle as the Melksham Milkshake is ejected and ready to drink. Gert Lush

She was a proper goer that one, she took me back to her place and straight away insisted we share a Melksham Milkshake as a nightcap

by UncleGrampy March 19, 2025