Hot Honey Ham

The simple act of peeing on luscious ass.

Guy A: What's it called when you pee on a girl's ass?
Guy B: In the butthole?
Buy A: No, dude, just on the cheeks.
Guy B: Oh. That's Hot Honey Ham.

by bstppldrmr September 27, 2011

Hot Wax Dart

(noun) A forceful, high-velocity shot of semen, typically pressurized by a long-term buildup resulting from:

1. Infrequent tug sessions

2. Denial of sex or

3. Inconclusive vaginal/ oral copulation

Sex-starved for months, Carlos finally bedded Vanessa. After twelve seconds of furious thrusting a painful spike in his ball-pressure erupted, firing a deadly Hot Wax Dart directly into Vanessa's cervix
....and therefore scoring a Balls-eye.

by PaulAllensCard February 4, 2015

Last Shot Hot

When an otherwise unattractive or downright ugly woman appears to be attractive because she is the last resort, or "last shot" a man has at engaging in intercourse for that particular evening.

Another interpretation is that the woman appears attractive only after the man has had "one last shot" of alcohol.

It was last call at the bar, and Duane had yet to find a woman at the bar to go home with. In his drunken desperation, the overweight 40-something brunette with a missing front tooth appeared attractive to him. After talking her up and taking her home for coitus, Duane awoke the next morning to her hideous visage, and found that unfortunately, she was only Last Shot Hot.

by Poor Woobie March 12, 2008

hot-plate-combo

Hot-plate-combo: (noun): The act of, when the bottom is in the 'on all fours' position, of inserting the thumb into the butt. The hand of the top is in the 'hot-plate' holding position, i.e. the thumb on top, the 4 fingers and palm on the bottom. The palm and fingers then cradle the scrotum, the penis falling between the middle and ring fingers. The previous stated is simply the "Hot-plate". The combo part comes in when the thumb is moved clockwise and counter-clockwise, a motion in which you would use to open a combination lock. This massages the scrotum and pleasures the bottom.

Tate gave the twink the old 'hot-plate-combo'.

by Giveit Toomey January 18, 2011

Hawaiian Hot Wagon

The act of abducting a homeless man and participating in sexual acts with him in the car. When climax is reached, the participants exclaim "Aloha!"

Chuck: Hey look at that homeless guy over there
Ned: Yeah, he looks like a prime candidate for the Hawaiian Hot Wagon
Chuck: Good idea, let's get him

by Fat Bin February 12, 2019

slippery hot taco

A complimentary name for a womens vagina.

also see: cunt,
pussy,
twat,
snatch,
muff,
gash,
coochie,
poontang,
cum dumpster,
fish taco,
meat wallet,
bearded clam,
fuck box.

Sanchez:"the aroma coming from your slippery hot taco is quite breathtaking"
Girl:"dont be a sook... here have a mint!"

by G Cody December 26, 2006

Mental Hot Tubbing

1.when one wears swim trunks or bikini outside.

2.wearing swim trunks around town and imagining being in a hot tub

"Why is john wearing swim trunks inside the mall?", "he's mental hot tubbing"

by the mr awesome man April 27, 2010