fart weave

A weave made entirely of donkay tail strands

Damn her fart weave looking fresh

by Stellmar July 6, 2017

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

Fart Tissue

Fart Tissue: A tissue that smells like intense fart.

1: Dude, I've got some bad allergies today!
2: Don't use the tissues in Mrs. Taylor's room, she has fart tissues!

by spookyscarysharts October 10, 2021

Clumpy farts

Clumping in your farts

I have clumpy farts today Ted .

by Serf2313 July 12, 2015

Face Fart

When you burp while wearing a mask after you have eaten something

I just face farted and it smelled so bad!

by Bigdog71 December 5, 2020

Slush fart

It’s that one shit, where it comes on so suddenly you know it’s going to be like hot diarrhea shots but you didn’t realized that the backsplash was gonna paint your inner thighs and escape the confines of the toilet bowl. Also known as the Jamaican Milkshake.

OMG! I can’t believe how many times I’ve had to clean the shush fart off the toilet seat. I hope grandpa realizes that he shit slush fart all over his inner thighs.

by Bilder Bob November 15, 2020

Brain fart

When theres too much misunderstanding in the mind about something.

Bro i had a brain fart during the whole lecture.

by Wakandaman247 June 24, 2025