brown jersey

When you are cuddling your cat inside a jersey and it smears runny poo on you.

I was giving snuffles a cuddle before my race yesterday and she gave me a Brown Jersey

brown jersey by sifted June 27, 2014

brown line 

The stain left after a wedgie occurs in undershorts. A brown line results if wiping is not sufficient after a bowel movement or a sudden burst of gas is released unexpectedly.

I hope your mom uses Tide to scrub your brown lines out of your underwear.

brown line by DiegoSantiago June 29, 2014

brown texting

The act of inserting one of those fancy waterproof cell phones into the anus, and proceeding to send it text messages, thus creating a makeshift anal vibrator.

Also see "pink texting"

Example 1:
Dude 2- "Today my mom asked to borrow my waterproof cell phone. I mentioned she already had one but she demanded that she use mine. When I got it back, I noticed I was in a group chat with my mom's phone and another phone I didn't recognize. There were nothing but blank messages. I'm afraid her pink texting has escalated to simultaneous brown texting.
Dude 1- "Dude, your mom is one horny woman"

brown texting by J A Aloysiusz July 14, 2014

brown spotty 

The act during sexual relations of using the tip of your finger to play with a girls anus and then slide, the same finger, forward to the clit ultimately causing some sort of uti (urinary tract infection) for the girl.

I'm going to give her the worst brown spotty tonight!

She's going to feel that brown spotty in the morning...

Joe! Stop being such a brown spotty douche!

brown spotty by GiuElz July 20, 2014

brown bj

A sexual act wherein a person fucks another in the ass and the person who was fucked immediately performs oral on the fucker without clean up. Sometimes called ass-to-mouth (a2m) in the porno industry.

I fucked Sandy's shitty dirtpipe, then pulled out before jizzing so she could finish me with a brown bj.

brown bj by exprmntle August 16, 2014

brown camping 

(Derived from brown nosing). The art of living in the bosses arse.
To curry favour by exceedingly sycophantic behavior.

Mark was successfully awarded the overseas project on the merit of his brown camping..

brown camping by arsemonkey August 17, 2014

Brown Billy 

A wet willy but in your butt.

My asshole was so wet I thought I got a brown Billy. I've been brown Billied.

Brown Billy by Danger City August 22, 2014