Ur mom

Valid roast😍✊use when someone says anything really(stay slutty my friends)

E.g “omg what is the thing dripping” youd say…”your mom”

by A.R iyk me then yk me January 20, 2022

mom-science

A mom when they explain or lecture the most unrealistic reasons with no proven evidence that they’ve heard from myths that were debunked a while ago, or heard from other moms who are also clueless. (Especially on social media, primarily on Facebook or Instagram)

Mom: That damn phone is why you’re being crazy right now!
Son: (Oh my god, not the damn mom-science again.)

by sometypeofbranch May 12, 2023

Mom

Made
Of

Money

Me: “can we get McDonald's?”
Mom: “do you think I'm made of money?”
Me: “Mom stands for Made Of Money!!”
Mom: *glares at me*

by UrLazyFry March 3, 2022

Mom

A selfless leader and loving woman who gives to others before herself. Julie will stoat nothing to provide for those she loves and deserves the world. I love you more than words can describe. Happy Mother's Day!

I love my mom

by KTimbol May 9, 2020

Mom Nommer

A person, specifically a guy, who has a particular desire to "nom" (aka go down on) a hot mom.

Dude, my girlfriend's mom is so hot I totally want to be a mom nommer!!

by samruns13 April 24, 2010

Mom call

When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.

i was texting sandra about getting busy then i got the mom call to end all mom calls.

by nohandle88 April 19, 2023

Jace's mom

Usually super nice, and has a great ass! You want to be friends with jace to get closer to his mom!

Guy #1- hey dude did you see jace's mom?
Guy #2- yeah she is banging hot 🔥

by propheciesofTRUTH July 28, 2022