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Back door Abe

This is a sexual position that is done with males or females but mostly males. You start by laying on your back and bringing your knees as close to your chest as possible. You then reach around your leg and start beating your meat and finish on your face. Girls would just finger blast themselves and if they are a squirter they squirt on them selves. You can also do this with the guy on his back and legs back and have a girl lay next to you and they reach around your back side and beat your meat for you. The holy grail of this is when you are back door abeing yourself while your girl pegs you. This was started back in the early 1900’s in Mormon culture.
The man the myth the legend got back door abed and felt great!!
by Fun-times-at-ridgemont-high December 29, 2021
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knocking at your back door

a) the act of specifically raping a virgin teen girl in the anus

b) arriving somewhere unexpectedly, when they least expect you.
sociologist of criminal behavior, (visiting the cemetery of Marion State Prison, Illinois): Ghost Poinsalet, I hear you are famous, even among ghosts, in this cemetery. What have you been incarcerated, and executed for, 27 years ago?

ghost of Matthew Poinsalet (character from Dead Man Walking): Sir, it was for knocking at your back door, definition b), to the house of 2 virgin teen girls, then committing knocking at your back door, definition a), and then finally murdering my victims.

sociologist (under his breath): How atrocious, may we condemn all child rapists and murderers to the electric chair, Amen.
by Sexydimma May 31, 2015
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by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025
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Back-Pipe

Within the confines of a long distance relationship, you cannot have any sexual intercourse (AKA “laying pipe”). Thus much like back taxes, you must pay a lot more pipe than you usually would upon seeing your significant other to make up for the back-pipe.
Man I just saw my girlfriend after 2 months being apart. We didn’t even sleep our first night together, had to make up for the back-pipe. *wink* *wink*
by Aaayyyy June 6, 2024
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Back Door Barista

The practice of drinking coffee from the rectum of a person that has taken a coffee enema.
She used the last of the coffee for her enema so I had to use the back door barista.
by Sketchy1313 February 8, 2025
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back back double catch

The action of swinging your penis and balls between your legs and catching between your bum cheeks.
Did you see Dom’s back back double catch the other day?
by Dorkess January 14, 2024
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