Farting- a gas consisting of methane and oxygen that derives from the stomach and runs down to the anus which often times carries feces which exits the anus and commonly enters the nose of any nearby person.
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Get the FARTS!mug. by TheHugeFartEgg December 8, 2022
Get the Fart Boomermug. When all typical gaseous characteristics are met and one approaches the release of said gas in the form of a flatulent (ˈfärt - verb) but they ultimately end up releasing diarrhea instead. The faux fart phenomenon is most commonly reported after significant alcohol consumption when ones fine motor skills are impaired. Although data has not yet surfaced to support the claim, it is believed that the Faux Fart is the #1 cause of underwear loss.
Remember last night when I drank those 40’s of Old English 800? I must have been drunker than I thought cuz I guessed wrong on a the Faux Fart.
Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
Jimmy thought he was going to drop a loud ass bomb, but he ended up tossing his underwear in the garbage due to a Faux Fart.
by A. Massey October 3, 2020
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by trilliam turdsworth June 11, 2017
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