A sarcastic retort you use on someone when they tell you something you don't give two flying fadoodles about.
Random Facebook person: This is my first (insert completely random item here) of the year!!!!!!
Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
Someone else: What do you want, a cookie?
by Pialinist January 8, 2023
Get the What do you want, a cookie?mug. Example: "But what about...? these
parasitic corporations and the ultra wealthy who pay zero taxes from whom you take large campaign contributions?
You know the shadowy billionaire financial vampires who suck the wealth out of the system, keeping us all in a financially anemic state!
"But what about...? (Fill in lame deflection topic here) the people who commit fraud by going to food banks when they have resources? Those are
the ones who burden society!!
A "But what about...?" deflection can often be an outright lie, or something made up that is preposterous. The function is to get away from the point that cant be defended.
parasitic corporations and the ultra wealthy who pay zero taxes from whom you take large campaign contributions?
You know the shadowy billionaire financial vampires who suck the wealth out of the system, keeping us all in a financially anemic state!
"But what about...? (Fill in lame deflection topic here) the people who commit fraud by going to food banks when they have resources? Those are
the ones who burden society!!
A "But what about...?" deflection can often be an outright lie, or something made up that is preposterous. The function is to get away from the point that cant be defended.
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? August 3, 2022
Get the "But what about...?mug. For me, it's a sort of remplacement of the old "What the F*ck",
I remplace the f-word with "fart" to be at least less vulgar and more funny.
And when i see "wtf" i just think of this instead of what he is used for.
I remplace the f-word with "fart" to be at least less vulgar and more funny.
And when i see "wtf" i just think of this instead of what he is used for.
by Unbloated January 19, 2023
Get the what the fartmug. a sentence that can be said after something that is said in bed or has a sexual meaning, even if the person who said it didn't intend it. It's used humorously and often makes people laugh if used correctly. the sentence is taken from the show "The Office" and was often said by the character Michael Scott.
1. Kevin: "Why did you get it so big?"
Michael: "that's what she said."
2. someone: "And you were directly under her the entire time?"
Michael: "that's what she said."
Michael: "that's what she said."
2. someone: "And you were directly under her the entire time?"
Michael: "that's what she said."
by the office fan 124 April 20, 2022
Get the that's what she saidmug. Is said when someone is being mad disrespectful. For example when you are being dissed by your homie being called dumb
by Jesus141 September 13, 2020
Get the what the jellmug. Synonymous with the devils lettuce, marijuana, this answer is given by a stoner when asked if they are a smoker. If ever you hear this it is a dead giveaway that you’re dealing with a dirty doper.
by deememetee January 26, 2022
Get the Smoke what?mug. by ERFCGHINIHGER June 3, 2024
Get the what the sigma?mug.