your mom

a parent for their son or daughter

your mom is so ugly that her husband left her for their daughter

by ily.cartii April 14, 2023

ur mom

Ur mom is a offensive saying that is common with 9 or 10 year olds.

Bob:How are you today?

Dan:How is your mom today?

Dan was found in a ditch 1 year later.

by anonymous October 29, 2021

Doggo's Mom

Someone who is morbidly obese and likes to take fat shits on little boys. Just a side hoe not even a real one.

Doggo's Mom sat on me like five days ago

by fat penis balls October 28, 2020

Your mom

Fat

If you eat cheeseburgers and weigh 1000 pounds your either American or live with your mom or even both

by Karlstir February 5, 2021

mom i got a pb

when u got a pb time in cubing you say this ¡MOM I GOT A PEEEEEBEEEEEE!

mom i got a pb:

you are solving a cube and boom you got a peebeee of 6.666 and you scream as noisly as you can: ¡mom i got a peeebeee!

by GDvalentepro January 25, 2017

Facebook Super Mom

The mother who takes a million photos of everyone she has around her at all times, flaunting all the good things she does for those in her life

Defined: Someone who wants everyone to think their life is the best Id the best, they help everyone and surely want anyone and everyone to know it. Posting all the helpful things they do for the community
“Wow Nancy really wants to be a Facebook Super Mom”

by slsmct January 7, 2022

Mom

The type of mom who will say:

Hey who are you?? And why have you lived in my home for 13 years????

I'm your son, mom

by Juicyapples69 May 18, 2019