smurf cat

cat that a smurf

smurf cat

by smurf cat September 27, 2023

full court cat challenge

one basketball court and 500 cats

two people lay down at each end

whoever gets more floats to come to them wins

oh shit i knew Elissa was gonna lose the full court cat challenge to jay

by judgeshredd July 23, 2022

stab the cat

Penetrating a vagina forcefully enough to make it bleed. I.e. Vigorously bottoming out.

1: Beat that pussy up
2: You fucken me so hard last night that I'm on my period.
3: Your going to have to call the rspca tonight because I'm going to kill the family pet.
4: Touch your toes I'm going to stab the cat.

by thebloodyfunnel May 21, 2015

Blofelds Cat

When a woman dyes her pubes so utterly blonde , that they take on the likeness of Bond Villan Blofelds Cat

I kid you not Timothy , her blart was so incandescent that it instantly reminded me of Blofelds Cat

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

mat cat

being or having a mat as a cat or a cat as a mat

how much is that mat cat

by big Zebop November 12, 2020

Cat Close

The point at which a door is almost closed, but there is just enough space for a cat to get through, usually done intentionally as to not lock a cat out of a room.

"Can you please Cat Close the door when you leave my room? I want some privacy, but I don't want to lock the cat out."

by Honk on YT November 8, 2020

cat

-he is Electronically maad
- hates salads and potatoes
- likes mountain dew adds
- like to bike of ramps

- likes to be in charge

cat is an animal

by Abdur Rehman June 15, 2022