Monkey Spunker

A monkey spunker is that special type of wanker who thinks he is it

You know that bloke dave, he's a proper monkey spunker he is.

by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020

Dance monkey

The worst song in the history of mankind.

Mother: son, clean your room or else ill make you listen to dance monkey on loop.
Son: yes ma’am.

by Badperson93943 June 5, 2022

Monkey pumping

Monkey pumping is when you go to a morgue and find a Nigerian man, drag it to the woods the rip there teeth out. After ripping there teeth out you will throught fuck the corpse after finishing drink the nut from there mouth

Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in the family woods

by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025

Monkey man

Monkey man is a character played by the YouTuber soup. He has a danish moo cow named Trippy. And Monkey man‘s arch nemesis is Bigfoot.

"My name is Monkey man, don’t you dare call me Bigfoot again, that’s my archenemy."

by Germanyisthebest April 27, 2021

Brick Monkey

A type of person involved with the throwing of bricks at windows.

Don't talk to Darnell anymore, he got caught being a brick monkey,

by Brick Monkey January 5, 2023

Monkey

Female genitalia. Vagina.

I gotta get in that monkey. She got a bad ass monkey down there. Gotta get it.

by anonymous August 9, 2021

Monkey hand

An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.

No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.

by Buttwaddington November 22, 2021