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apple fart

by Fuck u banana November 15, 2017
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fart

Waiter: How's the soup?
Customer: Someone farted in that!
Waiter: Huh???
Customer: Merp
by burtz's.bee March 6, 2023
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Unicorn butt fart

by Yesimadethisovercod January 6, 2022
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fart

a descriptive word for something that sucks
"the whole albums fart"
by fartontherun September 23, 2019
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fart vortex

färt ˈvôrˌteks
Noun
After passing gas in bed, a pocket of air is manually created under the blankets (usually by lifting up a leg). Upon collapsing the blanket and pocket of air, a small exit tunnel is positioned towards you face for a full sensory experience.
I always look forward to my fart vortexes after eating sauerkraut and kielbasa.
by Cryosleeping January 31, 2020
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Fart Dust

When you have to shit, but only a fart come's spraying out yo bootyhole.
I just had to run to the bathroom, only to fucking fart dust.
by Impala_067 February 16, 2021
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Fart Fingers

Phalanges filled with hot air smelling of shit used for tapping.
I got a lot of healing from those NFG fart fingers but now I stink to high heaven.
by FFS Hungry Hippo April 16, 2022
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