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time pollution

Based on the idea that pollution is "degrading the quality of a common resource", time pollution happens when someone wastes everyone's time, say in a meeting, by talking about something that is useless, uninteresting, irrelevant or purely rhetorical.
"Hey, how did the planning meeting go?" "Oh, you know Bob doesn't know anything. He just created a lot of time pollution. Everyone was just yawning and waiting for it to finish."
by angryabbott March 22, 2016
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Gamer Time

A period of time during which it is inadvisable to attempt to contact the male participating in ‘gamer time’ as he is masturbating. In short ‘gamer time’ is a euphemism for masturbation.
Male: *to the boys* imma turn my mic off for a bit for some gamer time

The boys: ok bro, in a bit
by Bose May 26, 2020
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Time Sensitive

A term originally used to describe urgent tasks or deadlines, but now more accurately refers to the extremely limited window during which one must impress their partner in bed—before the mood, the moment, or the erection disappears like a Snapchat message.
"Bro, I lit candles, put on Usher, and she was ready... but my dog started barking, her mom FaceTimed her, and then I sneezed. Mission failed. It was time sensitive."
by Pharedus April 8, 2025
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Furby Time Machine

Furby Time Machine, You poke it and it sends you back in time.
by Quacklyn June 24, 2011
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Tristan Time

When Tristan says he'll back in 5 minutes, it's really going to be an hour plus.
It's Tristan time, he said he'll be back in 5 minutes, you got time to clean your entire house.
by Ayoitbyaboi December 5, 2023
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good timed

Being the source of another's good time, Laughter or enjoyment. Being led on, when you know the end result is just you being the source of another person's good time.
That piano player got good timed last night, those two women sure got a great amount of Joy and laughter from the encounter.
by aCommonVision August 25, 2019
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part time bruh moment

Something that meets bruh moment criteria by being unusual or small brain but only partially
Why does this cat follow me? It's such a part time bruh moment
by Akhult1 October 28, 2020
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