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Hell for kids

School we are locked up doing stuff we hate with prison rulers and no escape
Welcome to kid hell for kids
by Who’s willma? May 20, 2021
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Sus kid

Sus kid is a kid that plays among us with other kids and likes to say sus a lot.
Damn bro, that kid is such a Sus kid!!1!!!!1!
by RandomJoeOnTheInternet January 12, 2022
mugGet the Sus kidmug.

Band kid

A lad by the name of Clover
by anonymous1567201 September 22, 2022
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toxic kid

Toxic Kids are mostly found on fps/pvp games, they call everyone "Noob" while they probably don't even know what Noob means, they say "ez XD" everytime, they are likely to have terrible English and overuse caps in their messages, when you do something to them they'll get mad and fuck the whole chat, most of them have terrible usernames
Toxic Kid: XD Ez NOOOOOOOOB, LOL

Player: Fuck off retard
by BaconInspect May 11, 2022
mugGet the toxic kidmug.

Why the kids

Oh! Hey, can explain that one easily. Light work.

Hym "Why the kids? OK. Do you want me to do archetypal or sociological? I mean, I'm going to do both but I'll ask anyway. You understand assault and murder mainly as a byproduct of your own solipsistic delusion. You do not care about other men. And the thought process is this: Other men aren't doing what you are doing and IF THEY WERE what happened to them wouldn't be happening. Evidenced by the fact that it isn't happening to you. Violence against women you understand. You don't like it because they are fucking you but, in reality, the act of fucking you reflects on you in some capacity so that doesn't actually constitute care for women. Children, on the otherhand, represent the innocence and purity that was taken away from you be time. So to harm them or taint them is take that away from you a second time.
You actually care for children for the exact same reason that Pedophiles molest them and your assertion that 'you just don't understand how anyone could EvEr harm a child' is just virtue signaling. So, sure bud, you're the good one and not a solipsistic retard. So, that's why murder the kids. You're wrapped in the armor of God (i.e. your own solipsistic delusion) and the most effective way to harm you is the kids. So there's that. Also, proximity to a terrorist is another good reason to murder kids. Now, here is the sociological angle: You are trying to compel care and mandate empathy for your kids. When they get molested I have to be angry and sadistic with you. When they get slaughtered I have to be sad and sympathetic with you. Or else! I'm the bad one. I no longer get rights. It's all a desperate and pathetic breeder racket to force (and it IS force Jordan) people to mirror your own pathology as a way of (as you call it) decreasing entropy. But even now you are trying to warp the assertion into something self-aggrandizing 'Yeah! Empathy IS mandatory😈' and that's just you being an annoying little schizo and the harder you try to enforce it (regardless of how hobbsian your method) the more violently you will be resisted and in the direction of you kids. That is why the kids."
by Hym Iam January 21, 2025
mugGet the Why the kidsmug.

Laser Kid

Mad Scientist kid who builds a laser ray gun in his grandparent's living room that he is living in to help pay for college, randomly appearing on many laser forums in 2011.
Laser Kid says, "Don't forget to align the switches beforehand"

Laser Kid says, "Why does the cat sh*t have to be right next to the power cord?"
by Johnnydude6 August 14, 2011
mugGet the Laser Kidmug.

Wonder Kids

The type of food to give you cancer, a typical knock-off Kinder Joy egg.
"hey kid want a wonder kids in your mouth" *Sans now dies of cancer, as he ate one.*
mugGet the Wonder Kidsmug.

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