To become one with the smoothness
bartholomew: *becomes smoothness god*
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend
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An alternative to straight globalization.
An alternative to straight globalization.
By Friend Shoring that company, we no longer have to conduct business with that country which is committing human rights violations.
by Unquestionably Burdensome August 10, 2023
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“And you’re a guy”
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“And i’m a girl.”
“Mhm, okay let’s go to my room”
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“And you’re a guy”
“Yep.”
“And i’m a girl.”
“Mhm, okay let’s go to my room”
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A friend everyone turns to whenever they’re going through so much and need help but once they’re much better don’t involve you anymore
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1. mom: hey joe, how many friends did ya have in high school again?
you: I didn’t have any friends in high school mom.....and my name is john
mom: jeff you fucking loser
2. stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: so, Jordan, have you watched friends?
you: what’s “friends”? also my name is john
stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: jodie you little shit how could you have not watched friends
you: I didn’t have any friends in high school mom.....and my name is john
mom: jeff you fucking loser
2. stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: so, Jordan, have you watched friends?
you: what’s “friends”? also my name is john
stranger you met who you think will be friends with you but you have nothing in common and your weirdness made them leave you: jodie you little shit how could you have not watched friends
by mean fish November 21, 2021
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