Summa cum laude 

The act of two floor hockey sticks vigorously attacking one another on a school gym floor. On occasion, the weilders of the sticks will shout the name out as a battlecry before/whilst and after the act.

"Today, some turd named *insert name here* decided that we shall perform the act of summa cum laude right in the middle of the gym floor."

Summa cum laude by Nick Melanson February 20, 2008

loafy cum 

when u cum so much it goes in ur ass with loafy shit

i just cummed like a torpedo out of my ass it was loafy.
when an athlete cums in a middle of a game. their short become all brown
oh shit i just had a loafy cumis it noticeable

loafy cum by cum master 2008 June 24, 2008

kamakaze cum dumpster 

a suicidal gay japanese person who uses there mouth for cum perposes only

wang tung is a kamakaze cum dumpster

kamakaze cum dumpster by steven beamen April 7, 2005

piss complected cum bubble 

When a jaundice complected girl is slobing on your knob and she swallows your cum, then burps, causing her burp to buble up with cum.

Get away from me you piss complected cum bubble from hell!

piss complected cum bubble by hardcoreirish1 November 30, 2004

Down-Cum 

Down-Cum : A bi-product of Intercourse.

The dripping of semen, or "Cum" from the vaginal or anal region after one ejaculates inside his partner during intercourse.

Can also be the result of a disease known as "The Clap"

For Example "She was astonished at the amount of Down-cum that was produced after her sexual encounter with her boyfriend"

Also

"Listen man, you need to stay away from that girl, haven't you heard? She's got a lot of Down-cum going on, you could catch the Clap!"

Down-Cum by cltcmmdr May 11, 2009

Carolina Cum Carnival

The act of several male subjects pleasuring each other (preferably in a circular pattern) and depositing their loads onto a young male who is forced to remain inside the circle.

"That Toby is such a dick! Let's all meet up after work and give him a ticket to the Carolina Cum Carnival!

Carolina Cum Carnival by scarolinajoe May 20, 2011

Cheesy Cum Surprise

The act of ejaculating in your friends mailbox multiple times while he/she is on vacation, then letting it sit till they return. When they arrive home they will certainly have a surprise waiting for them in their mailbox

Phil: Dude i left jenna and her family a Cheesy Cum Surprise while she was in hawaii.

Chris: Hahahahaha that'll be the best surprise shes gotten since she woke up pregnant in mexico

Cheesy Cum Surprise by MrSilva800 June 16, 2011