thats what she said

nice

Me: are you coming with me.
friend: thats what she said.
Me: Nice.

by vfkjshvjkdfvjkdf September 30, 2020

Alright dude, What the flip

A random kid said during a elevator when an older man said to him he was gonna touch him in a meme.

Adult: It's just you and me now, Im gonna touch you
Kid: Alright dude, what the flip.

by Bailedx March 20, 2024

You know what band really sucks?

Sonic Youth.

Now I liked this band when I was younger but they have not aged very well. Their music all sounds the same also and it gets old fast. They are also very lame. Their only good album was the 1985 album Bad Moon Rising.

You know what band really sucks?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 11, 2020

What in the wattpad

When an individual does a deed or says something which you would not expect to happen in real life but only in a fictional form of literature where the love interest is insanely admirable and would set your standards high up in cloud nine.

Someone: I'm dating a rich and young CEO and he bought me all the dresses in the aisle that I briefly looked at.
You: what in the wattpad- HUH??

by anemonia December 15, 2023

what the sigma

Its like saying what the flip/freak

I'm edging currently, what the sigma???

by Reef the sigma April 16, 2024

What the fuck is that

An exclamation usually said after seeing something unsavory or disturbing.

Gamer 1: "Hey did you see that new Big City Greens Rule 34?"

Gamer 2: "What the fuck is that?!"

by mister pee July 1, 2021

You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.

Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.

by instagram @matte069 May 16, 2018