by Timesync March 21, 2023
When your in bed with a Japanese women of 50 or older and she rubs wasabi all over your testicles. Then proceeds to grab a sword and chop them off. Then continues to pick the testicles up 1 by 1 and dip them in wasabi and eat them in front of you.
by Flying Dawg December 23, 2020
Person 1: “Oooh fuck I think I think I messed up, I hooked up with my ex last night”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”
Person 2: “Dude are you having a post-nut hangover?”
by Dab Police July 24, 2022
Nut-rage (noun) -When a male becomes uncontrollable with hostile and aggression because of the increased testosterone from not having an orgasm in a set period of time. Usually self-indused and intentional.
The relaxed bonobo monkey was eaten alive by a chimp with nut-rage.
Going a month without watching pornography caused the nerdy teenager to become a warrior full of nut-rage.
The crusades were fought by devout nut-raged Catholics and Muslims.
Masculinity will not be enoculated if more men have nut-rage.
Going a month without watching pornography caused the nerdy teenager to become a warrior full of nut-rage.
The crusades were fought by devout nut-raged Catholics and Muslims.
Masculinity will not be enoculated if more men have nut-rage.
by Dabeast22 March 30, 2019
When a person is served nuts in a bag and not on a plate, especially in first class like they should be.
by Madorlando September 18, 2020
Lemon Drizzle on my Nut Sack is when you let your ex know that they've got no hope in hell of having you back.
by imnotpettybut January 24, 2019