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Brad’s Mom

A slut or when shit just is the way it is.
The ruling on the field has been changed but the penalty stands; Brad’s Mom gives that sloppy toppy.
by KingBIV January 11, 2025
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mom-motion

Mom-motion is short for "mom emotions", which are short, random, possibly hormonal, outbreaks of emotion, typically associated with inexplicable crying and emotional outbursts after giving birth to a child.
After getting home from giving birth at the hospital, my wife started randomly crying and saying "I can't believe I pushed him out" completely out of nowhere. I think she's having mom-motions.
by ParadiseLost2005 January 12, 2025
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Mom

a human who you have no choice but to live with for the next 18 years. She can make your life miserable and happy at the same time. She has full control and authority and you have no say in anything without permission. She also has the power to find your items in places that you've looked in at least 20 times in search for that item.
by uknowmebutudont August 19, 2025
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Safety MOM

A Safety person that is not qualified in their job and needs an attitude adjustment. She prances her fat ass around writing every simple workplace violation up. When asked what the reference is for this violation she has nothing to say. Her nick names are: FAT CUNT, Large Marge, and Safety psycho.
The Safety Mom reamed out the workers for eating at their work centers. Safety Mom Julia likes to rat all on all of her co-workers out when she finds safety violations. Everyone watch out, Safety mom is prancing her fat ass over to the building in about 20 min. FUCK YOU, SAFEY MOM
by Covid Sham Artist August 21, 2025
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Doobs Mom

Lovely lady with large cans and often times gets visited by ItsNotMichael and Turtle, but not at the same time but maybe at the same time in the future.
Man Doobs Mom is really something, she broke my dick off last night.
by turtsmcgee August 22, 2025
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Ur Mom

Brittany - apparently Jade is pregnant
Saydee - who i didnt hear
Brittany - UR MOM
UR MOM
by acertainsomeoneA August 23, 2025
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ur mom

well its ur mom duh
by Maria🐢 August 28, 2025
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