Speaker Jack

Most commonly occurring in a committed relationship or close proximity roommate situation. It is the act of putting ones own show/music/etc on speakers before the other domestic resident can put theirs on speakers, thus forcing them to use headphones. Most relevant when the other party had theirs on speakers first, and due to an interruption they paused/muted their sound, and upon cessation of the interruption, the first party puts their audible content on speakers.

- WTF? I was watching DS:9!
- Hah! Speaker Jacked, bitch!

by Shaytan July 5, 2010

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Jumbo Jack-it July

Just like Destroy Dick December, but for the month of July.

"I'm gonna go home and celebrate Jumbo Jack-it July all month bro!"

by Awesmoke July 14, 2025

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Flashy jack

A fat nipple dweep who likes getting cheated on

Guy 1: hi I'm flashy jack
Guy 2: can I fuck your mrs

Guy1: of course buddy

Guy 2: oh shit, I already hit that
Guy 3: Same
Guy 4: same
Guy 5: same

by Flashyjack18 February 2, 2024

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Jack Lindberg

I little simp who’s a virgin and makes girls run the opposite way

I was going to go watch a movie but jack Lindberg was there so I ran away

by Jackywacky12 September 23, 2020

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Jack Bauer

Literally the sexiest man to walk the planet. His genitals drag the floor as he moves. His physique is like no other. He is like a mixture between The Rock and The Michelin Man. I would let him go beast mode on me no homo ;)

I want to fuck Jack Bauer.
I want Jack Bauer to cum inside me.
Jack Bauer has a monster dong.

by sgraveyy February 3, 2020

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