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Red velvet unicorn

A position created while eating waffles. It consists of a man sticking a dildo to his head and fu king a woman with the dildo while on her period
"Do you want to try a new position tonight"
"Yes the red velvet unicorn"
by Zolaxo2002 March 9, 2020
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Red Caped

She looked at the man, red caped.
by VHSHomeEnt August 30, 2023
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Schavon Richmond (Big Red)

The baddest, sexiest, most influential, loving, supporting, bougiest person in the entire universe.
Have you met THE Schavon Richmond (Big Red) at Subhut in Norwalk, Ohio?
by TheByStander458849633 July 4, 2021
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Red and green

Kind of like Christmas colors, blood is red, money is green, and those are the two colors most people no matter their surface shade of skin are thinking about most of the time. Even the colorblind.
Red and green is what is on most people's minds most of the time.
by The Original Agahnim July 2, 2021
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Red-Tooler

Usually that red-haired guy, with a massive amount of pimples, who claims he has a girlfriend. and when you ask to see her, he shows you a picture of a pornstar on his phone and says, "that's her."
Fred: That guy just showed me his girlfriend. it's weird, she looks just like that girl i wacked it to last night on porn hub.

Ronald: The one with the pimples, yea he's lying. He is a total red-tooler
by Bo'Lick August 11, 2009
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Red Muffin

When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.
"Man I've jerked off to Katy Perry so many times I've got a red muffin.
by ArmoredArtichoke May 11, 2016
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Mr cheals red sofa

Mr cheals red sofa is used when you buy a sofa and it gets lost for months and months, or you can say something is a s red as Mr cheals red sofa.
moriah: omg my sofa turned into Mr cheals red sofa, I ordered it months ago and it still hasn't arrived.

eddy: omg this apple is as red as Mr cheals sofa!
by eddiesmummymilkers November 12, 2021
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