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skid jack

"That skid jack keeps looking up the skirts of the girls on the roller coaster"
by Muffinbruiser1 May 19, 2016
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flaming jack

The act of placing a car jack into the female vagina and extending it fully. Once fully extended motor oil is poured over the female body and lit on fire.
Jackson: Dude help me hide my girlfriends body the Flaming Jack went wrong
by ForeverFZkh96 May 11, 2016
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Jack-off Cookies

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies
The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.
by Connie Bates May 13, 2016
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Black Jack-et

This is a gangsta who is usually black. The "black" is not meant to be racist. This refers to that certain black gangsta w/ a black hoodie, etc.
Yo, dat black jack-et over there has a ton of swag!
by sospedecial June 5, 2016
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jacked

Thomas's footes arms and legs along with his pinner abs
Thomas foote is jacked and a sexy beast
by TheSwagTeam June 7, 2016
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Jacked up penguin

Something EXTREMELY, messed up.
Something that is so messed up that it deserves to have a ridiculous description.
That car is jacked up.... like a jacked up, jacked up penguin!
by Sterling1235 June 14, 2016
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Jack Batty

One who has became consumed with jack or the thought of jacking.
Even thought I was watching the Exoricst I had the constant desire to pull on my cock. I was jack batty for hours.
by shanagains9211 June 20, 2016
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